Terms of Service

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CALM members pay fees to access all the features of this site. As a paying member you can expect to receive full access without impediment. However we do reserve the right to take the site down in case of emergencies and other problems. If we do, we cannot be held responsible for whatever happens to you if we do. Shit happens, as they say. And sometimes you’re the shit. And not in a good way. So if you’re harassing, spamming, trying to gain unauthorized access or otherwise behaving in an anti-social way, we will revoke your access to the site and report you to the relevant authorities.